The Great (soap opera) Romance


She said,

My nose is too big and my breasts…. Too… far apart
I have a bad back …and one.. leg is.. shorter.. than the other

He said,
You forgot buck teeth

She said,

There once was a lady named she
Who didn't really care for the sea
But the mountain she loves and always dreamed of
A house a home in a tree

But despite all her plans
She met a young man
Who made music and made her love him
Now this pissed her off as a young man named O`Goff
So she turned her love lights to dim

And though she was determined
To do well as a hermit
He decided he just wouldn't give her
The choice for the choosing
A love for the losing
And they`d live happily there in after

Now the courtship was lusty
Though they wasn't too trusty
And the kisses flowed like a river
An kooshla macree
Will always be dear to me

Now the moral is clear
Though the rhyme brings a tear
And we all know the end to this story
Be happy be sad be glad or be mad
But live in a tree with the dear


He said,

Do you remember our first kiss

Breathless …and…….. passionate

The master miss ..of.. a boy in bliss


Gratifying………… never lying

What she loves… is my tireless trying

What…I pilot ------ yet never flying


We loves the lust…. but lament the trust

Her hero… my dream girl, but love, is a bust

From the Badlands of Dakota to Oklahoma red dust


We try…. and we try….. but never to cry

The love of my life…. till the day I die

Our life..passes, in the, sound of a sigh


Your voice calls my name an interested glance

I do take the chance for the great romance

Now she's turning 60 and I still want in her pants…..!

Now 35 years later
my nose is to big
my chest has fallen
I have a bad back
and one leg is shorter than the other

Michal Doyle says

I knew I knew I knew by now I knew better
I knew what to do on the immediate receipt of your letter

Don't open it don't even receive it

OK go ahead and read it but don't you dare believe it


You don't love me I don't care what you wrote

And I don't love you I don`t care what you thought

I should ignore you put you in your place
OK I meet with you tell it right to your face


You don't love me I don`t care what you say

And I don't love you I got over you just the other day

I'm not interested in the same old stories

Don’t talk so fast

OK one more time but honey this is got to be the last

No I don't want a drink I don't drink anymore

OK a bourbon but cut me off at four

I can`t afford to let my heart to get trashed

OK one more time but honey this is got to be the last


You don't love me I finally learn the truth

And I don't love you since I have before my youth

Now all our mistakes are finally in our past

OK one more time but honey this is got to be the last.

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